What We Should Be Doing With The Start Of Our Day

What We Should Be Doing With The Start Of Our Day

Your alarm goes off in the morning and what do you do? If you’re like millions of people here in the 21st century, you reach for your phone. STOP THAT. Is there some text you received that can’t wait another hour until you’ve finished your morning routine? No. Is that email about a 25% off sale at Nordstrom so riveting that you can’t function until you read it? Nope. Instead of being glued to…

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My Top Pet Peeves

My Top Pet Peeves

I actually have a lot of things that annoy me. But, because I don’t feel like writing a book on the subject, here’s a brief list.

  • Impolite eaters. This includes people who chew their food loudly, people who try to talk with a mouth full and spit their dinner all over your face, and people who get their mess all over their face and then don’t wipe it off. Watching someone shovel a huge mouthful of…

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Why Are Peeps So Popular?

Why Are Peeps So Popular?


I get that there’s a select few individuals who actually really like marshmallow peeps. But, for the rest of us, they aren’t really good for much more than sticking them in the microwave and watching them press their faces against the inside glass when they blow up. Is it merely tradition that keeps the Peeps company alive?

I guess this could be compared to Christmas fruit cake. I only know one…

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I’m Getting A Little Tired Of The “White Girl” Stereotype

I’m Getting A Little Tired Of The “White Girl” Stereotype

Because of sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest, me and my fellow “White Girls” are getting put into a whole new clique. According to the typical photo or post that I’m seeing on these sites, we should all be skinny as hell, wearing over-sized man sweaters, Victoria’s Secret yoga pants or leggings, Ugg boots, and we should all be running around snapping selfies and hashtagging our every…

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This is my 3rd Trimester self lay on the couch. Getting up again? Nope. That just doesn’t happen.

This is my 3rd Trimester self lay on the couch. Getting up again? Nope. That just doesn’t happen.

If I Were President of the United States

If I Were President of the United States

If I were the President of the U.S. I would do things very differently than how they are being done right now. It’s fine if you disagree with me, but here’s what I would be doing:

  • Education: Start paying teachers like doctors. Get rid of standardized testing completely, because instead of teaching those children something, we’re actually just teaching them how to memorize something to make their…

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10 Things That Young Women Today Need To Learn

10 Things That Young Women Today Need To Learn

My generation of women has been mis-represented by a few of us who find it necessary to act inappropriately. I decided to write this list of 10 things that young women today should learn.

  1. Keep your drama off facebook and twitter. It makes you look incredibly immature when you find the need to post all of your life problems (which aren’t really problems at all) on a social media site, just to…

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Me at work everyday

Me at work everyday

Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks… lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

Sriracha Egg Salad

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I love love love spicy food, and I REALLY love egg salad. Soooo I did a little twist on the classic egg salad recipe, and it turned out awesome. Here’s my recipe for “Sriracha Egg Salad.”


  • 6 eggs
  • 1/4 cup mayonaise
  • 1 tbsp yellow mustard
  • 1/2 tbsp worcestershire sauce
  • 1/2 tbsp sriracha sauce
  • paprika and onion powder to taste



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